I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
It's shark week go big or go home
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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