maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
God, I missed his penis.
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