R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
