I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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