so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
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