I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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