Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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