I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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