is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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