Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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