But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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