Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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