dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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