Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Randomize
