why didn't you poke me back
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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