I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
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