So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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