its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
You're earring is so big in my mouth
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
false alarm, still single
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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