so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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