i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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