hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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