let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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