Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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