planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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