is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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