last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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