Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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