# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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