Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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