yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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