Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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