suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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