its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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