This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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