There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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