i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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