I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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