i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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