She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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