I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Randomize
