If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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