Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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