Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
me + whiskey = a bad person
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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