Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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