She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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