question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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