she looked like the before picture.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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