i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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