My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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