Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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