Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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