neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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